No Excuse Sunday!

To make it possible for everyone to attend church this Sunday, we are going to have a special ‘No-Excuse Sunday’:

  • Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."

  • There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel that our pews are too hard.

  • Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV late Saturday night.

  • We will have steel helmets for those who say, "The roof would cave in if I ever came to church."

  • Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot.

  • Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.

  • Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who can't go to church and cook dinner, too.

  • We will distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship" buttons for those that feel the church is always asking for money.

  • One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.

  • Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.

  • The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who never have seen the church without them.

  • We will provide hearing aids for those who can't hear the preacher and cotton wool for those who think he's too loud!

That’s a funny piece…I want to turn it around and thank those who make coming to church a priority, no matter what else is going on in your life, you come faithfully. That says so much about you and your commitment to Mt. Olivet …no excuses necessary!

Blessings, Pastor Michael

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