The Pastor's Visit
A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.
"Mind if I have a few?" he asks. "No, not at all!" the woman replied.
They chat for a half-hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he had emptied most of the bowl.
"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to eat a few."
"Oh, that's all right," the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."
Just a reminder that if you would like a visit, don’t be shy about asking… and I promise not to eat any of the peanuts.